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Dr. Bonnie Arrives at Fee’s
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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She arrives and what a shock, no one recognizes her, NO ONE.


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Dr. Bonnie Arrives at Fee’s
 
As Dr. Bonnie stepped out of the car she was literally mobbed.
By every man at the party until Dr. Bonnie’s breathing was robbed.
All the men’s tongues were hanging down to the ground.
Every time Dr. Bonnie was insight or she came around.
 
Every woman there wanted to kill her on site.
Oh, this was going to be one heck of a night.
Dr. Bonnie wasn’t interested in the attention of these men.
She only wanted to find her three, her dear old friends.
 
She searched every room in Fee’s house that night.
Until the objects of her thoughts were right in site.
She teased them awhile with a little flirting of her own.
It was like tormenting a pack of dogs with a bone.
 
They brought her drinks and food on a plate.
Their service was impeccable their service was great.
She had to find a way to get each one alone.
So she could do her job and have them atone.
 
One by one she put her plan into action.
And it wasn’t a bit hard because of their attraction.
They all sealed their fates with pure unadulterated lust.
Never knowing what hit them, for they didn’t see the bus.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie Arrives at Fee’s"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
Good for you Bonnie, you did them in but good.

Reviewed by Susie McCray (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2008
Poor guys never saw it coming.

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
That Doc Bonnie--she's a cagy one. But you gotta love her! -gene.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
I GOT the number of that bus, so I will be suing for all my pain and suffering...ed

Reviewed by Michael Howard
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Bonnie, Hillarious as always......keep them coming for more!!!!

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
I LOVE IT...... I KNEW THE DOC HAD A SKINNY, GORGEOUS SUIT UNDERNEATH THAT HIDEOUS OLE' ONE....HEHE.... AND....sorry guys... I think she cooked your geese......hehehehhehehehhehheeeee
lindalaw

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Well I am glad that I didn't listen to them ED's after all and wear those disguises they wanted me to don...

fee

Reviewed on October 18, 2008
HiLARious, Bonnie; too funny! Very well penned; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on October 18, 2008
ROTF!!!!!!!! Too funny ... well done, Bonnie

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Oh El Magnificco, I'm afraid that Dr. Bonnie knew who the real Ed's were. She could spot the imposters immediately by the way they walked, talked and smiled. She knew who the real ones were immediately and that sealed your DOOM...sorry but that's the way it is, now take your medicine like a big boy. Love, Bonnie aka friend of Dr. Bonnie's

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
What a surprise doc will get
AFTER she find that Walt Fee and Ted
were disguising themselves
as the three brother's Ed! ! !

Ed the Elder ( El Magnifico! )



Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Hahaha!!!! Good for you Bonnie!!! You get 'em all!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)


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