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I’m a Diva
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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She's a Diva and I'm a nutty, I should blame this on the fever, but I can't even do that.


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I’m a Diva
 
I dance and sing and I’m the bell of the ball with men falling at my feet.
Being a Diva isn’t easy for I must look my best and that ain't cheap.
Every year I add more lipstick, stronger girdles, more makeup and expensive wigs.
And those Ole goats don’t appreciate me really; they’re all a bunch of pigs.
 
They grope, they smoke, they joke but nothing they say amuses me.
I only like their money, their boats, the trinkets and the beautiful jewelry.
Oh I’m not a HO by any means, I’m a Diva and I’m the very best.
No touchey, no feelie, nothing like that, for I need my precious rest.
 
It takes a lot of energy to look like I do now and none of this is cheap.
And it’s all for those groping men, the reason to get my beauty sleep. 
That has to be worth something, so I don’t feel bad when they provide.
I just add it to my humongous dowry, for someday I may be a bride.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 

 

 


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 Reviews of "I’m a Diva"
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
LOL I like the graphic and your poems says it all,take care

Love and hugs
Edwin

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
You seem to be needing ALOT more "beauty sleep"...or take two cyanide pills and call me in the morning...;-) ed

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Bonnie. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Good to see the humorous side of you. What a pic

Reviewed by Destiny Diadem
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Funny :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
You are a hoot n holler,Bonnie,and if that graphic
doesn't give one the heebie geebies,I don't know
what will;-) lol...fun poem! be well Diva!

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
I like nutty, Bonnie. Be sure to protect your flanks.
And hurry up and get well. -gene.

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Oh my geewhillikers.... DIVA you say... HO you ain't.... well... you are a HOTTIE that's for sure... but... oh my... a BRIDE you'll never be... whew.... and I thought Doc Bonnie was ugggggglieeeee.... cheez woman... where do you come up with this stuff missy? I think you lead a double/triple/quadruple ???? life.... hehehehe.... or perhaps you are simply delirious from the fever???? hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
HA!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny, Bonnie - well done!

Get to feeling better: I didn't give you this crud! Promise! (But did share with Karen ...)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Bonnie, you look beautiful! LOL I love ya; you make a wonderful DIVA! Adorable write; thanks for the grins today!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (sick) Tx. friend, Karen Lynn. :D (I got Karla's Krud!! ARGGGGH!!!)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Uh, Oh! The Jersey Devil really likes Divas with hairy legs!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
I must wash my eyeglasses you start to look a knocker! ! !

Georrrrrrrrrg



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