Nonsense time! {Contrary to the impression this cra-zee thang makes, I
enjoy the work that it takes to come up with a good rhyme. Well, most of the time. Plus I know that Bruce Willis's
girls aren't 'tots.' Hey, it's humor!
...hopeihope....} Stay cool and stay
Y O U, Stoogie
V from the IVth Stooge
I: If dog germs were all that dangerous, If one ought never to accept a kiss, If dog lips should be strangers to us, Then I am not writing this.
II: Here is a secret I will never tell:. I liked Live Free and Die Hard a lot. Ol’ Brucie still rings this mama’s bell... ‘Sides, he’s good to De-mee an’ the tots.
III: I dine on soy for my arteries’ sakes. Stuff tastes great with hot fudge. A health guru I will never make. From my principles, I will not budge.
IV: Patience may not be my forte. I’ve got better things to do. If you are the patience-expecting sort, Forgive me if I yell at you.
V: There would be a verse six, But Roman numerals, like rhyme, are work. Like trolling for Pick-Up Stix, It is a chore I prefer to shirk.
Hi lady this pic remids me of my newly acquired Jack Russell pup and I love his kisses. An enjoyable write indeed. PLB&G for caring and sharing. <Mikii>
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
This is a fun write.
I've never kissed a dog or cat, Yukeeee.
I love kissing women though.....
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I've never kissed a dog or cat, Yukeeee.
I love kissing women though.....
If one ought never to accept a kiss,
If dog lips should be strangers to us,
Then I am not writing this.
Unless you are the owner of Preshus,the attack Beagle,so guess I am not writing this..........she is!
Love Bruce Willis!
I luv that dog. :) Doggie germs? Shoooot, a dog's mouth is cleaner most times than his masters' is. :) Let 'em lick! :)
And I love this write; playful; energetic; kind of like...YOU. :) Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
If one ought never to accept a kiss,
If dog lips should be strangers to us,
Then I am not writing this.
If dog germs and doggie kisses were dangerous - I would have been dead long ago! Live Free, Die Hard, and Kiss Them Pooches Back!