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Call me a Deer Devil
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Been reading Ogden Nash. Can you tell?;)

Just when I think I am getting somewhere Some show-off scales Mount Everest. Tell me it is freezing up there! How yesterday is the day-glo vest? Then there are all those Olympic medalists Got muscles up the yin-yang. Your swimmers, your runners, your pedalists. I exercised once, and it stang. As for the geniuses that invent stuff, Look where they have gotten us. Another Bill Gates? Shut up! Last upgrade unleashed a hippopotamus! Turn off the TV if there's cliff-diving. Tight-wire walk, no. Boxing, no. Never been into Death-defying. More popcorn? Chips? Yo--?? (c) peajay gee/ (c) Phyllis Jean Green, 2008 All Rights Reserved

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on August 26, 2008

Somehow, I missed this gold medal, Oscar winning performance - you snuck one by me! Clever, clever you. Well done, (((Peapod))).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on August 23, 2008

lol. I understand what you are writing. And I must say that you write wonderfully. So, neither one of us is Bill Gates. I, for one, wouldn't know what to do with all that money anyway. Great write. Liz

Reviewed by Charlie

Reviewed on August 17, 2008

Popcorn? Did you say popcorn? Scoot over and let me in... an epic 5-video lenghthed film will do. --Charlie

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on August 16, 2008

I think we are all capable of doing nothing and enjoying it lol. I loved this one phyllis.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

Reviewed on August 15, 2008

i so enjoy your humor

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on August 15, 2008

Love it and yea I think I am the couch potato type and that dude in the picture even looks a lot like me...honey where is the remote?

Fee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on August 15, 2008

well expressed-i do love the challenge of competition--love the olympics as well--oh, and popcorn too!!

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on August 15, 2008

You got it mate, if I really had to I might do all these things, but otherwise I never got that bored with life, just watching a bumble bee makes me happy, great write! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Frank Whyte

Reviewed on August 15, 2008

That really good microwave popcorn, the kind that leaves butter dripping down the tips of my fingers, coupled with the hugest of TV screens and a really great recliner, has left me much the same. On the flip-side, I feel totally qualified to judge ice skaters, cliff divers, and those toddlers who contort themselves while flying through the air.

Yep, you nailed it.

F

Reviewed by Debra Baker

Reviewed on August 15, 2008

Lol...I enjoyed hearing this so much...I wish they could turn back the clock and bring back the really good old movies. I might not be able to see them anymore, but for sure I can hear them...Lol... Great write!

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