(Sorry about being incommunicado. Hope to do better in 2011.)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Googlers are agoggle, Tweeters are atwitter,
‘cuz Bah Humbug hacked into the Claus’s pc’s
And found out they guzzle eggnog and titter
While the rest of us do the work. “Ho-ho, tee-hee.”
Now I know for sure that undercover elves
Gobbled the Halloween candy I saved to fill socks.
(Turns out it is you who said I ate it myself,
Guess who is gonna wake to a sockful of rocks.)
Elves are so mean. They clog up my vacuum
With tinsel I swear wasn’t here before.
Last night, they handcuffed me in the back room
With ribbon they somehow found on the floor.
They break ornaments and scatter the glass.
They tear paper as I am trying to wrap.
I don’t mean to sound crass,
But they’re making my house look like crap.
Colorful mess. Who says a tree must be perpendicular?
Lights are twinkling, all of us are tickled, hooray!
Rumor ‘bout Santa, guys. He an’ the missez are sticklers.
Hear sleigh bells jingle-ing-ing! Up, up and away!!
LOL, (((Pea))), what a gift, your words --- Merry Christmas, even if elves ARE mean. :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on December 21, 2010
Speaking strictly as a subordinate Clause, I find all this Christmas jeer to be a bit of an elve-ic tilt-and-whirl ride, but you sure played if for all the mirth it was worth. Good on ya for seasoning Santa with a bit of spice.
Delightful! Oh my, elves with handcuffs! That could be tricky ;) ... lots of great visions from your well-written poem and lots of smiles, too! Merry Christmas! Hugs, Elizabeth
ALWAYS DONE SO WELL ARE THOSE POEMS OF YOURS THAT ENTERTAIN WITH CATCHY PHRASES, PUNCHY LINES AND WONDERFUL RHYME & RHYTHM. THIS ONE, AS EXPECTED AND ENJOYED, HAS ALL OF THOSE ONE OF A KIND QUALITIES WHICH SUPPORT YOUR THEME SOLIDLY. THANKS SO MUCH FOR SHARING, JEAN, AND GOD BLESS. LOVE AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
No tree this year. No its not an eco thing or a poverty ploy. I killed the elves here and ate them for breakfast. Tasted crappy and I'm sure Santa will want a refund. Patrick
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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In my beautiful balloon.
No tree this year. No its not an eco thing or a poverty ploy. I killed the elves here and ate them for breakfast. Tasted crappy and I'm sure Santa will want a refund. Patrick