I was escorted into this lightly, smoked room 
No, more of a mist, as in a light fog 
A woman was standing there with a whip 
She gave me a cupcake and asked to be alone 
Her devout servants left us to ourselves 
She strolled over by me, unlocked the cuffs 

What am I doing here and where are my shoes? 
I would imagine you're having a dream. . 
It seems so real and you look amazing! 
Thank you, my dear 
Tell me, what are your wishes?
I can make them come true ...I'm a guru

She is gorgeous and I'm five feet from her
How many wishes do I get?
The standard...three she acknowledged
I sit down on this lounger of blue velvet
Looking straight at her I know she is one wish
She knows it too, as she smiles at me

Two more, we haven't much time
Alright, All three wishes go towards you
I lay all my wishes on the table
She seems very pleased and once again smiles 
We start to kiss, one of her servant's interrupts
Sorry your time is up..time out..have a cupcake