She had moved
To a new location
Figuring it would help
Her dating frustration

New state, new people
New surroundings---
A new place to live
She was tired---

Felt she had nothing
To give---
She read the want ads
People looking for love

There were things listed
She had never heard of
BDMS, people whipping,
GBLT, M/S, swingers

She became throughly
Disgusted---
Whatever happened to kissing
Holding hands, dancing,

Going out for coffee, to the show
Sex will happen, you take it slow
Mrs. Loneheart finally found an
Ad she could agree with---

It was a woman looking
For a girlfriend w/benefits
But for now she wanted a friend
Mrs. Lonelyhearts answered

They met a number of times
Before the question came up
The woman sat next to her
Moved her hand...up her thigh

Mrs. Lonelyheart gasp...
I'm looking at one
Of your benefits...
Oh my God...Ohhhhhhhh