First came the Badger Game Had a Beef 'cause I didn't have no Berries; tried using my Rod but couldn't stop him - wore a Chicago Overcoat. Said if I didn't come, would slap on the Nippers; and I said, 'Why don't you 60 To Read and Write! ' Then I tried to Cop The Sneak when he turned away for an instant. Then he yelled out, 'Grab Air Mister! ' As I did, I told him, 'Kick Off, ' and Dry-Gulched him, he didn't see it coming - as he regained consciousness, he called for a Flatty. It was really Bunco though, because he was a real Grifter, you know, like a Highbinder; he had come to do his Lav - he said, 'Let bygones be bygones! ' Offered me a drink, slipped me a Mickey. When I awoke, wasn't at the Pearly Gates Was at a place where Pikers go to Soak their souls; then I remembered I had a Portrait of Madison; laid it on the Grim Reaper He said, 'Gone on Shyster, Take a Powder! ' '2008' RLS