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The Dog Slurped my Eggnog
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Time for a blog

With my cup of eggnog

But I won't be a hog.

I'll save some for the dog.

 

Oops

 

Now, the poor critter wobbles

While the eggnog he gobbles

He meanders and bobbles

Like a horse wearing hobbles

 

Oops again.

 

Grounded!


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 Reviews of "The Dog Slurped my Eggnog"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2004
you've got quite a dog, enjoyed reading your 'blog', read it to my pet frog, but he fell off his log. You're a hoot, Henry... (I couldn't help myself, after seeing the little rhyme that Ed K left for you.. he's one of my favorite people in the den). Love it! katy xox.

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on March 16, 2004
If that dog could speak though he would make you rich! Very funny sir. Bill Murray

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
One of my dogs slurps my beer, makes him burp right in my ear!

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Hahaha this was great fun Henry....
I peeked in at your funny site the other
day..it was quite nice to read...floria


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