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Where Are My Muscles?
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I try to build muscles Like I had as a kid But nature won't help me 'Cause of things left undid. With workouts infrequent, Having skipped many weeks My body no longer Can climb lofty peaks. So in this gymnasium, I keep working alone And one of these mornings I might build muscle tone. (c) Henry Lefevre

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 28, 2004

(((henry)))

i'm still muscular, it's just hiding under a cushion of fat LOL

love this :)--enjoyed tremendously

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

just don't hurt yourself :)

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on September 18, 2004

Good luck and have fun at it.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on September 17, 2004

Where are "MY" muscles? Between my ears, as there are certainly no brains up there...good humor and not the ice cream...Peace thru Humor, Ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on September 17, 2004

LOL

i'd like to know that myself. cute write, hank!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

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