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I've to Defrag
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And defrag,
and defrag!

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My computer has guts
And it's driving me nutz
Perhaps I'm a klutz
But it keeps dying out
And out.
And out.
And out.

I've got to defrag!

 

Henry Lefevre
Author of "A Spoonful of Humor."
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 Reviews of "I've to Defrag"
Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on February 28, 2008
umm, same problem here. But the defrag utility by microsoft is broken also. Besides I need more RAM memory - turns out the chips are $50 a piece! Somebody's making money in this business but it's not me.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 25, 2008
Know the feeling well, also have to eliminate other stuff as well sometimes to make room in the old memory banks. Wish it would work tht way with the brain too, can you just imagine.....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on February 23, 2008
...defrag...seeing it all come together...again...again...and again...in your humorous pen.

well done Henry
Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on February 23, 2008
Oh yes. It tells you when its time.
Cute write,
God Bless,
Lew
Reviewed by Selene Skye
Reviewed on February 23, 2008
Ah, the compchip elves are always up to mischief! ;)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on February 23, 2008
Hank,

Sorry 'bout that - computers, GRRRRRRRRRRR Either love 'em or hate 'em - right now, I'm not so sure -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on February 23, 2008
Darn old computers! GRRR!! Hope your computer feels better soon, Hank! Very well penned frustration!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
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