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Definitions for word weary writers
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When words escape you...


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Definitions for word weary writers…
(doodlers doodle, piddlers piddle)

Pontiffs pontificate
Demons demonstrate
Professors profligate
Little people litigate
Castaways castigate
Foreigners fornicate
Deceivers decimate
Defeaters defecate
Irrational people irrigate
Mitt Romney mitigates
Flat heads flatuate
Popular people populate
Innocent people insinuate
Disco dancers discombobulate
Somber people somnambulate
Grave diggers gravitate
Divas devaluate
Hallelujah singers hallucinate
People on the lam laminate
Men menstruate
Foes fomentate
Strangers strangulate
Tricycle riders triangulate
Fibbers fibrillate
Artists articulate
Expectant mothers expectorate
Cops copulate
Discus throwers discriminate
Germans germinate
Pasta eaters postulate
Medicine men meditate
Orientals orientate
Bottom people understate
Top people overstate
Common people commutate
Jesters gesticulate
Levi wearers levitate
Communists commiserate
New cap wearers capitulate
Former cap wearers decapitate
Those who put on hats again recapitulate
Prom goers promulgate
Bisexuals bifurcate
Attention seekers attenuate
Winners triumvirate
Equals equivocate
Animals animate
Congress congratulates
Perky people percolate
Designers designate
Potent people potentate
Retailers retaliate
Tall people elevate (elongate)
Short people abbreviate (truncate)
Poll takers pollinate
Perfectionists perforate
Celibates celebrate
Masters of grip masturbate

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 Reviews of "Definitions for word weary writers"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 4, 2013
Laughing out loud!!!! Thanks for posting this, Ed.

Anna

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on December 3, 2013
And writers do it right.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 3, 2013
You know I love wordplay, and this is as playful as they come. Some of these are uncanny in the way they match. And others are so dissonant as to be oxymorons (I hope I use that word correctly since I don't know what it means ;-)).

I sure hope this didn't keep you up all night, it's going to keep my mind spinning and laughing for the rest the day. Made my day better than a good round of golf and I don't golf.

Ron

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on December 2, 2013
It made great orgy for the mind,for the kind whose love for the written word is more than anything else, It was sheer joy.I read it all in a single breath.Rather I forgot everything else while reading this wonderful writer's vast n prolific collection of weary words in varied style!

Reviewed by Robert Whitford
Reviewed on December 2, 2013
A veritable frenetic fracas of words. Congratulations sir you have broken some kind of record. Maybe somewhere. Very clever and very funny Edward. Bob

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on December 2, 2013
Wow.
You should win something.
John

Reviewed by Mor Inchrory
Reviewed on December 2, 2013
Phronesis! where is word’s poetic stage
where we can post our words to panegyrise
that poet of our oft-unused meiosis word.

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on December 2, 2013
And slow people hesitate, bosses delegate, lawyers litigate, fast talkers reinstate. Ok, ok, no more from me.
L


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