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How to Ruin a Poem in One Easy Step
by Dave Tabler
Last edited: Sunday, July 13, 2025
Posted: Sunday, July 13, 2025



     
Poet Reaches for the Sublime, Printer Grabs the Swiffer

Just getting started writing a book about lighthouse keepers. Digging up raw materials is often grueling, repetitive, and—let’s be honest—a bit dull.

But every so often, something sparkly crosses my desk.

Like this gem from the Smyrna Times, August 12, 1903:

She spent two days on a touching poem, the pivotal line of which read:
“My soul is a lighthouse keeper.”

When the printer finished with it, the line read:
“My soul is a light housekeeper.”

Proofreading: where metaphysical depth meets dusting schedules.

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Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on September 20, 2025
Funny but extremely annoying for the lady poetess.



Lack of proof reading in newspapers seems to be the norm these days.



I try to make sure I haven't made mistakes when writing articles, emails etc., but sometimes my eyes blink or go to sleep and miss something. Recently when writing to a friend I mentioned my husband's illness - "and in early 2083 Jim suddenly became very ill" - (should have been 2023) - when Jim read it and caught the error he laughed out loud, he is 89 years old now, am I trying to make him live forever!



Lighthouse keepers had to be a special breed, unless they had family with them it would have been a lonely solitary life. I visited the Lighthouse in the Mull of Galloway many years ago when it still had its crystal lamp, it was beautiful, some years later I went back for a second visit and the lamp had been replaced with an electric one. They had offered the crystal lamp to a museum but the offer was not taken up. So that beautiful lamp was smashed to bits and dumped in the sump. Very sad and a terrible act of vandalism, they could have made hundreds of souvenirs from it and raised money for the upkeep of the lighthouse.



I hope you finish writing your book.

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on August 29, 2025
Charming and hilarious. A gem!

Reviewed by Kalikiano Kalei
Reviewed on August 2, 2025
Love it! Light houses, their fascinating history and accounts of the deprivations and challenges so many keepers faced tending their charges, have always been a favorite subject of interest in general maritime history for me. Several riveting histories have been written about 'Terrible Tillie', for example, the starkly isolated light on Tillamook Rock, just off Tillamook Point (in Oregon) with a focal height of 133 feet AMSL, but to the best of my recollections, precious few mentions seem to exist pointing to frustrated poets ever sequestered on such sites. Given that since its deactivation as an active coastal navigational, 'Terrible Tillie' has become a somewhat macabre repository for the 'cremains' of departed souls, one could make a credible claim that the fantasmic spirits that now inhabit that picturesque locale could be plausibly described by the phrase, "My light is a soul keeper..." [Sorry, I couldn't resist this, as a founding (or is it 'floundering?') member of the infamous Sacramento BAD POETS SOCIETY, who has a great many deplorably creative urges.] -K2

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 14, 2025
Unfortunately, a woman's role in those days.

I set a couple lines of lead font from a California job case in my first college printing course in 1961. It took me two hours to create those two lines – I hated it! I can't imagine creating a magazine or a book character by character with spacing that way. But those type setters had to be editors, too, in order to get the text printable for public reading.

Today,, we can get AI to write a book for us in whatever font or style we want and even color the font or mix it up, probably within 15 minutes. That error in 1908 was intentional and probably the type setter correcting the woman's poem, thereby ruining it.

Ron


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