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Blogs by John H Bidwell
T Rex
4/5/2005 2:11:12 PM
David Letterman didn't want this.
Top 10 Signs your neighbor recently acquired a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
10. Back yard enclosed by a 50 foot high brick wall surrounded by electrified barbed wire and an 80 foot deep moat.
9. Traditional front yard has a huge white picket fence made entirely of cattle bone.
8. Recently purchased a John Deere Pooper scooper.
7. Constant rattle of chain against satellite dish.
6. Annoying problem of downed wired every time “Rex” goes out.
5. Who else would use that log flume fetch toy?
4. Root Beer by the keg, -a T-Rex favorite.
3. The postman has started making deliveries in a Sherman Tank.
2. 8 foot diameter Barney cap blew off in the wind.
#1 sign your neighbor recently acquired a Tyrannosaurus Rex, The roar that shakes the neighborhood at meal time- it ain’t no rabbit.
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