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The Corporate Man
12/12/2003 4:35:51 AM


With apologies to the late and great Sammy Davis, Jr. Are your kids what they are TOLD to eat???
[Verse #1]

Who can make your kids fat?

Turn them into goo?

Help them get a heart attack before they're forty-two?

[Chorus] The Corporate Man!

Oh, The Corporate Man can.

The Corporate Man can 'cause he mixes food with junk

And makes gar-bage taste good.

[Verse #2]

Who can take a cereal?

Market it all day?

Soak it in corn syrup and tell you it's okay?

[Chorus repeat ----]

[Verse #3]

The Corporate Man makes

Everything he bakes

Into a junk food Love Fest

Oh just think about what your children ingest

Why they can eat can-dy for breakfast

[Verse #4]

Now who can take a good food

Dip it in fructose?

Eliminate the vitamins and sell it to dumb folks?

The Corporate Man

Oh The Corporate Man can

The Corporate Man can 'cause he mixes food with junk

and makes gar-bage taste good

[Fade] The Corporate Man can 'cause he mixes food with junk

and makes gar-bage taste good



A lyrical parody of that famous song which was first heard in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. [Yes, THAT Anthony Newley.]

More lyrical parodies ["parablogs"?] to come...


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