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Groovin Granny!
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A Young Woman Finds Out There's More to Her Granny Than She Thought!

She’s so uncanny, My sweet little granny I never would have guessed, That in her day, Or though they say, She truly was the best! A dancing queen, At just sixteen, They stood in line to see. All her moves, Twist and grooves, She sounded a lot like me! One day I asked, About her past, I found it so hard to believe, Instead of balking, Her hips did the talking, And boy was I ever naïve! Shimmy and Shaking, Was her back breaking? As she went down to the floor. Scared I became, But to her was a game, As she did the twist right out the door! As she did the bump, With her saggy rump, My laughter I couldn’t control! Although I giggled, She continued to wiggle, By now she was on a roll! Off flew her top, Then her bra went pop, As she tossed it to the side! Reliving the day, When it was ok, To reveal your boobs in pride! Though she may be old, Let it be told, She’s still got it without a doubt! Whether swinging her hips, Or taking a dip, Granny lets it all hang out! By: C.G. Richardson 2014 This poem and all writings are copyright protected.  

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Reviewed on March 31, 2014
I think I must have a warped sense of humor! Just a silly little poem that maybe, will make you chuckle!


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