A man catches his girl friend cheating on him, then gets revenge with hilarious results.

found my girl with her mouth full
And it wasn’t a lolly she was sucking.
I knew that she’d been on the pull,
Intent on getting herself a good…(looking guy or something.)

She’d gotten down upon her knees
Before some great big guy.
His back was facing to the trees,
The ones I’d hidden by.

At first, I gasped with awful shock
And the sight I see just rankles,
But as he stood there in one sock
And pants down round his ankles.

I burst out laughing, couldn’t stop,
My pants I nearly peed.
My girl’s mouth emptied with a plop,
As she ceased the dirty deed.

He threw her off and turned around,
A nettle brushed his willie.
My girl lay prostrate on the ground,
Her legs splayed willy-nilly.

He grabbed his member, screamed out loud
At the pain where he’d been stung.
Through tears of mirth, I noticed proud,
He wasn’t that well hung.

My ex was crawling on the ground
To find her bra and thong.
The guy was hopping all around
As he rubbed his tortured dong.

I guess I should not add insult,
should leave them on their own.
But need to earn a good result,
I snapped them with my phone.

Now, just to get revenge and how,
You’ll think me bad I bet.
That pic is such a perfect wow.
Uploaded to the net.

So, if you need to crack a smile,
That picture you must see.
I’ll tell you where to find the file,
For just a nominal fee.