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SLAP! song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

I woke up
in someone's bed
"Who are you?"
that's what I said
she stood up
said "You're a sap!"
Before I knew it:
slap!

I got up
and out of there
didn't have time
to comb my hair
got on the bus
sat on a lap
said I was sorry, but
slap!

Back on the street
I kissed a cop
I don't know why
I could not stop
he took his stick
gave me a rap
that didn't work:
slap!

they locked me
and slammed the door
the convicts said
"Whatchu in for?"
I said "Please don't
give me the clap!"
They took offense
slap!

My mother came
and made my bail
and got me out
of that stinkin' jail
she said "Just don't
give me no crap!"
I said "Gee thanks!"
slap!

so if your girl's
untrue to you
and your life
is turning blue
look in the mirror
and say "what's that?"
then take aim at:
slap!

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