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ZOMBIE BEACH PARTY song lyrics by Joel Sattler
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ZOMBIE BEACH PARTY
song lyrics by Joel Sattler

When the zombies come to the beach
they'll be looking for a little meat
keep your children out of their reach
when the zombies come to the beach
when the zombies come
beat the bongo drums
cause your brains they're gonna wanna eat

When the zombies try to ride the surf
we will cheer for all that we are worth
they'll hear us all over the planet Earth
when the zombies try to ride the surf
when the zombies ride
now's our chance to hide
when the zombies try to ride the surf

do the zombie
do the zombie
do the zombie
do the zombie
wave your arms
all around
all the boys
here's a riddle
crush the girls
in the middle

When the zombies start getting down
call all the people over in the town
bring the torches but don't make a sound
when the zombies start getting down
when the zombies dance
this is our last chance
and we will put the zombies down

do the zombie
do the zombie
do the zombie
do the zombie
wave your arms
all around
all the boys
here's a riddle
crush the girls
in the middle


When the zombies come to the beach
they'll be looking for a little meat
keep your children out of their reach
when the zombies come to the beach
when the zombies come
beat the bongo drums
cause your brains they're gonna wanna eat


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