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I'M GONNA EAT YOUR LUNCH song lyrics by Joel Sattler
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I'M GONNA EAT YOUR LUNCH song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

you broke my heart you broke it in two
said there was nothing I could do for you
you took my cigarettes and all of my money
then had the nerve to still call me honey
you set me up and you spun me around
till only way I could go is down
well thank you baby thank you a bunch
now I'm gonna eat your lunch

oh oh I'm gonna eat your lunch
baby baby I gotta hunch
oh I'm gonna eat your lunch
baby baby beat you to the punch

I gotta hunch that you might get mad
don't you know I'm the best you had
don't have to holler I don't have to curse
I tell you baby you could only do worse
you didn't know that you had it good
you only thought that you should or could
I have it all that you want up front
but as for now I'm gonna eat your lunch

oh oh I'm gonna eat your lunch
baby baby I gotta hunch
oh I'm gonna eat your lunch
baby baby beat you to the punch

and so tomorrow when you pack your bag
with peanut butter and a little swag
just remember that I'm waiting here
with a banana and an ice cold beer
and I'll be ready to take all you got
I'll take it cold but I like it hot
I'll steal it now if I'm in a crunch
forget about it: I'm gonna eat your lunch

oh oh I'm gonna eat your lunch
baby baby I gotta hunch
oh I'm gonna eat your lunch
baby baby beat you to the punch

[spoken]
ok, whatta we got today?
cold cucumbers on white bread with mayo?
Ick !
You trying to make me sick?
Next time I want tongue on rye
don't ask me why!
with mustard!
yum!

Baby baby I'm gonna eat your lunch
baby baby I'm gonna eat your lunch !

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