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DOGHOUSE BLUES song lyrics by Joel Sattler
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DOGHOUSE BLUES song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

as I was walking in I swear she was stepping out
I said baby baby baby what's this all about?
she said boys they may be boys but girls are so much more than girls
there's nothing fair about it in the whole damn stinkin' world

tears are next to useless even when they fall like rain
excuses are excuses bet you can say that again
the sleet falls on the wicked just as well as on the good
just admit you're guilty and you did the best you could

you're in the doghouse now
you're in the doghouse now
if you wanna sleep here
then just say "bow wow!"
you're in the doghouse now

so if your doggie wants to lead you around by the nose
and your poodle seems to have a mind that's all his own
just remember that it is your own damn stupid fault
the only crime worth doing time is in the getting caught

you're in the doghouse now
you're in the doghouse now
if you gotta sleep here
then just say "bow wow!"
you're in the doghouse now

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