as I was walking in I swear she was stepping out
I said baby baby baby what's this all about?
she said boys they may be boys but girls are so much more than girls
there's nothing fair about it in the whole damn stinkin' world
tears are next to useless even when they fall like rain
excuses are excuses bet you can say that again
the sleet falls on the wicked just as well as on the good
just admit you're guilty and you did the best you could
you're in the doghouse now
you're in the doghouse now
if you wanna sleep here
then just say "bow wow!"
you're in the doghouse now
so if your doggie wants to lead you around by the nose
and your poodle seems to have a mind that's all his own
just remember that it is your own damn stupid fault
the only crime worth doing time is in the getting caught
you're in the doghouse now
you're in the doghouse now
if you gotta sleep here
then just say "bow wow!"
you're in the doghouse now
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti