THERE AINT NO SANITY CLAUSE song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

there aint no sanity clause
no there aint no sanity clause
I aint crazy just because
there aint no sanity clause

if you don't trust me I have proof
I heard reindeer on the roof
and when I went outside to see
the squirrels threw their nuts at me

I went to my favorite mall
on the last day of the fall
and I saw this jolly elf
sitting on a throne himself

he had a baby on his lap
who'd just awoken from a nap
and when she looked up at his face
she puked up milk all or the place

my neighbors strung their lawn with lights
that keep me up most all the night
they come around a-caroling
though most of them plain can not sing

on TV Santa offers dope
that promises to help me cope
and next year man I do expect
he'll sell me stuff to keep erect

the radio sings songs of joy
for every little girl and boy
chestnuts by the fire that
smell so good but taste like crap

some people play me for a stooge
and some call me a Mr. Scrooge
just because I can not stand
to see this day get out of hand

but I don't want to spoil your fun
I don't want to get in a fight
before I slam the door I'll say
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

there aint no sanity clause
no there aint no sanity clause
keep it down cause we got laws!
there aint no sanity clause

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