AUNTIE MAY RAN OFF WITH SANTA song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

Auntie May ran off with Santa
at least that's what my Uncle say
he left her sitting in an easy chair
but when he woke up she wasn't there

Auntie May ran off with Santa
that is what my Uncle claims
she made some cookies and was waiting up
with some fresh hot cocoa in the cup

but when we all came down to see
the presents piled up by the tree
in the light of the early dawn
Auntie May was gone

Auntie May ran off with Santa
that is what we told the cops
they laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
jeez I thought they'd never stop

Auntie May ran off with Santa
the insurance people scoffed
they said unless we have a body
they would never pay her off

Auntie May what will you say
to Missus Santa Claus?
or does the North Pole have instead
a different set of laws?

Auntie May ran off with Santa
that is what the family fears
I guess we'll know did she really go
ask Santa when he comes back next year


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