CATSKINNER BLUES song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

there's more than one way to skin a cat
I guess you know where it's at
there's more than one way to skin a cat
and be glad if there's no more to it than that
yes there's more than one way
more than one way
but that aint good news to the cat

they say that cat heaven's mouse hell
cat heaven is like hell for a mouse
they say that cat heaven's mouse hell
and heaven is a giant cat house
and that's why the mice
gave kitty a bell
a pussycat heaven is the same as mouse hell

Alice knew a Cheshire Cat
a Cheshire Cat was so fat
Alice knew a Cheshire Cat
who always told the truth and that's that
he talked all the while
and left only his smile
so what did she know? Beats the hell outta me

there's more than one way that a cat can be skinned
there's more than one way that a smile can be grinned
there's more than one way that a cat can be skinned
there's more than one way that the game can be ginned
so remember that
if you skin a cat
there's more than one way to piss in the wind



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