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I'm Blonde
by Susan K. de Vegter → (All Poetry by Susan K. de Vegter)
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What can I say...

It's a blonde thing!!!!!

Susan

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Will somebody just lead me around because I'm not feeling wise today

Our pets have more fun just being alive as long as they try to behave

I'm having the worst time of my life just trying to keep my focus

It's a "blonde thing" I'm sure and chances are ripe that my wisdom isn't all bogus

My emotions are taut and I think I'm in love but my tears have all gone and rusted

It's a hiatus I need for now is the time to quit before I get busted

Is feeling this way without them around something a wise person would do

Am I stupid to think this is the real deal and will my path soon lead me to choose

I think it is time to just rest a spell and let all my past pains release

A good cry might do me a world of good if only for the release

I want to be like Lucie my dog...she never has to fret

Except when noone answers her needs, she gets sick or goes to the Vet

I want to just sleep and be worry free but I still will lose out in love

If my wisdom is drunk and I take a fall and end up in heaven above

Am I ready to travel, to make this here trip, to power my spirit with his

Or write a screenplay, be Hollywood bound, end up lonely out there in Show Biz

I guess I'll just lie down here on the floor and hear him whisper my name

If I talk to myself then forgive me, Okay! I'm blonde and that's partly to blame.

Susan de Vegter
copyright 2004

 

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 7, 2006
Sometimes I wish I was blonde when I act so silly...beacause now they know i am stupid!!!

So to be blonde sometimes spare you alot of trouble..lol!!


Love Tinka

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on March 6, 2006
This is a cute fun read

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 6, 2006
Blonde maybe but definately not your stereotyped blonde, too much creative intelligence for that. I enjoyed this lighthearted look at yourself that you painted us.

Felix

Reviewed on March 6, 2006
Susan,

LOL--I was platinum blonde as a tot, darkened to brunette, now turning salt and pepper. I still have my "blonde" moments, however...do I ever!! Cute write, very well done. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 6, 2006
I know.

Ron

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on March 6, 2006
Dear Susan
This is heartfelt and humorous! Thank you for this lighthearted write!
Love & friendship Suzie xox :-)
(The only silly thing about blondes is the vast amount of money needed to make blondes that way! ... But then again darker hairs need grays covering up eventually, if we don't surrender to nature. So, we're all silly! :-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 6, 2006
hahaha so it's not true that blonds have more fun?
Good one Susan! A bit of fun with the pun...

eT

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on March 6, 2006
You ask a lot of questions, and offer a lot of answers at the same time, in this funny and circumspect composition
I would just go with the flow Susan...lols
You can't go wrong !
Peter


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