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Knights, Scarlett, Bill and Rhett
by Susan K. de Vegter → (All Poetry by Susan K. de Vegter)
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Have we poets been a little too serious of late?
Time for some levity in the Den.

SKdeV


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Did ya ever try to focus when eyes don't cooperate?
When you waken from a dream and the morning is your fate...
For your wish is to continue in the sleep that does fulfill
The quest for knights and castles and the dreams there on the hill
The search is just bout ended when the fingers kiss the sword
Of the knight in shining armor and the title of "My Lord"
For Sir Knight has come to save you from a fate 'worse than hell
As the dragon's fire does lick the toes of one gorgeous southern belle
"Sir Rhett"!!! the valley echoes as the damsel in hooped skirt
Redeems the silent forest with this efficacious flirt
"Please save me" yodels Scarlet as the "Lady in Distress"
Calmly lowers yet the bodice of her silky , lacey dress
Then the eyes of this knight flits upon the porcelain of boobs
A pair intune, uplifted and inturn makes him the rube
For dreams are crazed and fused with loco thoughts at will
And knights don't meet with Scarlett at Tara...on the hill
But flights of fancy have a way of making light of life
Then once again our eyes awake to daily mundane strife.
Perchance to live in cartoon dreams that never make us sick
Forgo the wars and death today with all the politics.
For back to bed with eyes closed tight I try to go to sleep
Blot out the terror of the news and search for dreams so deep
I look for horses galloping in valleys by the stream
I squint my eyes from here to there searching for the dream
My pulse is rapid as I spot...the rider on the hill
Horrors of all horrors it's Clinton...yep it's Bill
The damsel in the hoop skirt ,well she looks just like Lewinsky
And the bedroom of these politics has turned my dream to kinky...
Flights without a pilot...I strive to open eyes
Would rather go down fighting so I say to all good by...
Then I waken with the evil grin of one that knows the ropes
I'll wait for chance to dream tonight...til then I'll try to cope
For work loads wait and people question everything I do
But nights are waiting for this girl...in hopes of finding you.

© Susan K. de Vegter
2006

 

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 Reviews of "Knights, Scarlett, Bill and Rhett"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 1, 2006
Reads like a blog--of dreams unfulfilled. Be better once you've had Bill.

Ron

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2006
I totaly agree with Gloria..Fun and entertaining, Susan..

Xxxx dove

Reviewed by Gloria Gay
Reviewed on June 1, 2006
A fun poem that is entertaining and clever.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 1, 2006
Ah yes the devil has his day and leads many astray but the shining knight on his white horse must always be a pure dream that can never be muddied by the evil one. Great write to start my day in a light hearted way.

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on June 1, 2006
Miz de V, y'all sho' is irreverent, but I likes you thataway!
Enjoyed every dang word and line in this one. How you do carry on! Give us more, more! - Bill (Broome, that is!)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2006
Much truth said here though...

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on June 1, 2006
Susan
You certainly lightened us all up with this sasssy and humourous piece
For lovers of Astrology, I have heard that Saturn has entered most people's charts, and is weighing everyone down with responsibilty and seriousness...
You break that surreal spell with this charming write...
Clinton and Lewinsky riding off into the sunset, I can just imagine...:)
Love and Light
Peter

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 31, 2006
Clever and inspiring write my sweet friend.

Fee

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 31, 2006
Susan you are a treasure! This rolling romp with characters so notorious and hilarious is a hoot an a holler as only you can do with your knack for vivid colorful prose! I love it!
ten thumbs up!;-)lol

eT


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