Sh-h-h-h!!! Nobody better find out
Bout that hot night down in Dixie
When humidity caught me dreaming
Half fixed upon levitity
Dream'n in the even'n
Mason jar full of tea
Then right out of my dream, Tom Selleck
Tight jeans, no shirt... Oh me!
Oh! My! Goodness Gracious
I pinched myself just then
He pulled my hair and woke me up
Laid down where I had been
I knelt and touched his body
I couldn't feel my lust
I only knew that "This felt real!"
My passions were a'bust
Speaking of that tingle
Shake'n from the heat
I swoozed right down beside him
Covered in his heat
Hot Dayum Way Down In Dixie!!!!
This dream that came to life
I wakened to see the headlines
Tom Selleck took a wife
Goodness Gracious dar'lin
Dressed in a cotton gown
I dreamed I was Mrs. Selleck
As we drove old Dixie down
Eve'ns get hot in Dixie
Much hotter for the thoughts
With passion and Tom Selleck
In dreams I had him caught!
This is adorable....I got a Tom Selleck story for ya.......manyyyy
yrs ago, a friend of mine was clubbing in the city, and she and her friend met this bunch of guys, told the girls they sold insurance. They were lots of fun, gentlemen, and there was a guy there who looked like Tom. My friend asked him once if it was him, he said no. No further questions, everyone was having a good time. At the end of the night he walked her out and hailed a cab for her, paid the cabbie in advance, gave her a peck on the forehead and said good night. The cabbie freaked out. saying OMG YOU DATE TOM SELLECK!!! My friend said no, this guy sells insurance, and I just met him, he was very sweet. The cabbie kept insisting it was Selleck, said he KNEW Selleck, and was positive it was him. Well we will never know, huh? LOL
pax A
keep dreaming!!!
You can have him, Susan.... I'm just glad he was in YOUR dream and not mine! I'll take your word on what it says in the poem. By the way, in the photo, I can't tell where the flowers end and his loud shirt begins. Loved your words... confirming... you're a big mess! - Bill
I can so picture you in this dream and can actually so picture you with Tom Sellick for some reason or other...anyway hot dreams will always keep us young. Loved this one Susan
Cute write; Tom Selleck IS cute; there's no doubt in my mind about that! Well written!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
If I were to choose my dream man, it would be a Marine in his uniform. Or a man in his Air Force Blues! WOOF! Sorry, but they look so fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!! :D
Susan, wow, Tom Selleck...quite a hunk! Loved the humor in this one...it gave me a wonderful laugh & a certain nostalgia of long ago. Oh, to go back to those years!!!
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
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Ron
But how did you ever get a picture
of me in my younger days?????
is beyond my comprehension
Peace & Love be with you
William
ET
yrs ago, a friend of mine was clubbing in the city, and she and her friend met this bunch of guys, told the girls they sold insurance. They were lots of fun, gentlemen, and there was a guy there who looked like Tom. My friend asked him once if it was him, he said no. No further questions, everyone was having a good time. At the end of the night he walked her out and hailed a cab for her, paid the cabbie in advance, gave her a peck on the forehead and said good night. The cabbie freaked out. saying OMG YOU DATE TOM SELLECK!!! My friend said no, this guy sells insurance, and I just met him, he was very sweet. The cabbie kept insisting it was Selleck, said he KNEW Selleck, and was positive it was him. Well we will never know, huh? LOL
pax A
keep dreaming!!!
Fee
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
If I were to choose my dream man, it would be a Marine in his uniform. Or a man in his Air Force Blues! WOOF! Sorry, but they look so fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!! :D
Love, Pierre
Love Tinka
My ass........
Love. Kathy
*chuckling* Your secret's safe with me. :) Adorable! Collin Raye's my man. :) Well done.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Paul