OK let's lighten the load a little for a while!

Our new TV has a remote control,
And no remoter control could you find.
As it vaguely wanders off in teenage hands,
To be somewhere left behind.
And while the TV's always just there,
When you want to make a selection,
It often entails a little stroll -
Twice the distance in the opposite direction!
But I've come up with the perfect solution
To the endless remote control hunt.
I took it over to the TV -
And screwed it to the front!

D.J. Ludlow Copyright 2002.