Murpy been real busy,
driving us all crazy.
The fool gets around more than Santa Claus,
wish he would hit a pause.
No one wants his gifts of misery and pain,
thunderstorms, hurricanes and blinding rains.

Murphy should retire,
move to another universe for hire.
He even gets in Santa's way,
tries to mess up Christmas day.
He tried to affect poor little Rudolf the red nose,
until he got cold and almost frooze.

Overcome, adapt and improvise,
law of the land,
not the Murphy law demand.
Murphy here's the boot,
to your toot,
go ahead,
scoot!

G