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MedicineMan
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Went to the doctor today, he put me on every pill except niagra falls.

Pills for this,
remedies for that,
here medicine man sat.
Big chief of pills,
cure for all ills.
Gotum sick pain,
medicine man
dance away rain.


High blood pressure,
flying high displeasure.
Cholestrol up too much,
medicine man give crutch.
Something too lean on,
or I be gone.


Medicine man in the sky,
way up with the eagles he fly.
Scoping down on earth planet,
watching others take
health for granted.
When shell get tired,
some bodies are retired.
Nicely tucked away body,
use to be somebody.


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 Reviews of "MedicineMan"
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
All we need is to take time to cleanse the soul and look within.
Excellent poem Grady!

Reviewed by Erica Ivory
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
Ahhh but the medicine man will keep you going... LOL.. This made me smile but I know it must be frustrateing to you.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 14, 2004
Laughter is the best type, old cliche I know, so thanks for the chuckle.
:)
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 14, 2004
aaaaaaaawwww the nifty fifty stage I see......hehehehehe...pills....drills......and frills for thrills.......lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 14, 2004
Grady this is fantastic! Sorry you're having health problems
methinks we all are one way or another, and boy do I know
that feeling about pills;-)Take care and keep writing!

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on April 14, 2004
And I will bet it cost you a pretty penny Grady...
Well at least maybe you will be better by taking
them...I do realize cholesterol pills greatly reduce
the numbers. Take care of yourself Grady,...floria

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on April 14, 2004
entertaining poem, indeed.
I know what you mean, I'm taking more than two pills a day.


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