Hey, quit that laughing,
you're not suppose to be having fun at work.

Sorry boss,
we were just talking about this must be a dream,
this crap couldn't be real.
Working all hard for this little pay,
smack me and wake me up.

No this got to be a dream,
wait a minute,
you say quit laughing, right!
Ok, check this out,
we want a raise!

I know you fools are dreaming now!
won't be no raises today.

See, I told you this must be a dream boss,
you just admitted it.
And since you did say we must be dreaming,
then you're in the dream with us.

Now about that raise you just gave us,
it was so small I'm laughing even harder.
If you want us to quit laughing,
quit tickling our funny bones with small change.

hehe.

G