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Where's the Beef?
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Just a poem that came out of my head as I pondered my thousands of complaints. It's not advice, so freeze like ice. Anyway I might as well take my beef to the butcher because no one was interested in my complaints, not even the saints, but I pray anyway. My wife made hamburger out of me. Now I'm running from Ronald McDonald and the hamburglar. He he. Be reading soon.

Out on an ocean reef,
hidden down in the head belief?
Might be roaming with the cattle,
even in the shake of the baby rattle.
We all seek some type of relief,
at times feel like unloading the beef?


Out on a round up,
everything going corrupt.
All the cows running wild,
got to grow up,
quit being like a child.
But children seem to have more fun,
most adults know none.


Too much beef can harm,
give me enough cheeseburgers to charm.
It's not good to be greedy,
even if we are the needy.
A little pork doesn't hurt,
the birds truly do flirt.
But I'm no chicken,
so don't start picking.


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 Reviews of "Where's the Beef?"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 25, 2005
Well written...good to see you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on June 24, 2005
I can't tell anyone where the beef is, but I can say where it's going to be.

Reviewed on June 24, 2005
hey, grady! welcome back, buddy!

gotta have my beef! can't live without it (or my rice or my mashed potatoes! no adkins diet for me! BRRR!! and no diet coke either! YUCKO!! i may be fat and sassy, but DON'T deny me my food! GRRR!! you won't like me when i get mad! LOL)

very "well done" poem; bravo!! *grins*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 24, 2005
Good to see you back! Just eat the beef, don't become it Grady;-)!

Eileen

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on June 24, 2005
Gotta have my beef, Chief! Good one!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 24, 2005
No beef? Good grief...Ed


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