A Merry Christmas too remember. Here in Baltimore they just ambushed a policeman
and tried too kill him. Luckily he survived but had to have surgery. Christmas cheers me dears!

Every Christmas crime seems to get worse,
Santa began to think it was a curse.
One he wished too break,
without one mistake.

He screamed,

"I'm sick and tired of all this crime,
it seems as though good should sublime!
What's wrong with all the jerks,
don't they realize that Santa works.
I work my behind off during
this time of the year,
they should know Christmas is dear?"

Santa then gathered up his team,
to try and come up with a scheme.
They all came to a conclusion,
that it was best to perform an illusion.
Especially to cause the crooks
some type confusion.
Santa invited every crook in the world
to a Christmas party in the devil's honor,
Santa knew this would gather them all
in one special little corner.

All the crooks came,
in a book they all signed a phony name.
One of Santa's elves dressed as the devil,
they all felt the atmosphere was evil.
But to their surprise,
a special smoke got in their eyes.
All the evil ones became smashed,
next thing you know they all crashed.

Santa and his team then celebrated,
a merry Christmas was then calibrated.
While the crooks slept through the night,
Santa and his team did Christmas right.
Pray to the Lord their souls to keep,
all the crooks were fast asleep.
Christmas went off with a bang,
peace on earth and joy rang,
the whole world merrily sang.

Oh silent night,

with no evil in sight.
Santa tricked the devil,
and did away with all evil.
The devil even napped,
knowing Santa had zapped.

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