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Holiday Kung Fu
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Hey, sometimes the holidays can be rough so we have to get tough.


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You do holiday kung fu,
better defense for you.
Fist blow ok,
but front kick maka day.
Don't bother with jap slap,
won't proper deliver nap.


You wanna put sucka too sleep,
pray to Lord he won't forever keep.
Just maka him regret,
you the one he upset.
No fool around,
lay sucka completely out on ground.


Nuts best target,
next eye socket.
Stick finger straight in,
sooner you win.
This for those you no wana shoot,
others who give a hoot.


Trigger best defense,
when crazy fool go on offense.
Maka aim straight,
hell be sucka next date.
Holiday kung fu,
only if you have to.


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 Reviews of "Holiday Kung Fu"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Thanks for the training session Grady....Hee-haa!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
You funny One~
"...Holiday kung fu only if you have "to". Fix that extra O it's bothering me! AYE-YAH!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
You "ONE this is your witty style. Happy Holiday :)

The Lady

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
Outstanding,loved it.Good job,one.
Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Michael

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
Your creativity shines.


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