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Snake Eyes
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Might have been nice hanging out in the garden, I beg your pardon!


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If Adam hadn't bit,
maybe we wouldn't be
in a world of twit.
I beg your pardon,
I would love to still be
in the garden.


The devil had a suprise,
behind those snake eyes.
He wore a snake suit,
carrying an apple fruit.
Those snake eyes,
did hypnotize.


Adam!


Get away from that apple,
until it ends up in a Snapple.
Even then,
the juice might cause sin.


Apples,


 juicy and red,
still a reminder of
what the snake did.


One


 


 


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 Reviews of "Snake Eyes"
Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
I really enjoyed this.

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
If it had been chocolate ice cream, I would've been in the same fix! Can't resist it!

Chrissy

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
snickering at Tinka's comment...poor apple such a bad rap...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Now why do they still say...you need to eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away...hmmmmmmm???

Love WICKET Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
good thinking here-i wouldn't mind so much hanging out in the garden myself!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
Adam should've bitten Eve instead?

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
Very interesting and so clever, my friend! I enjoyed this very much.
Love,
CJ


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