Money don't disappear fast,
good things forever last,
terrorism had no blast,
Will Smith is a real superhero
in a movie cast.
George Bush saved the
whole world from terror,
high prices is really an error.

Mars isn't really that far,
you can drive there in a car.
It takes only one tank of gas,
you don't need an oxygen mask.
Everything in the movies is real,
except a queeze on the azz feel.

This world is one big mirage,
Jay Leno's head really isn't large.
Food won't make us fat,
Reggie Jackson never used
a baseball bat.
The world will end in the next minute,
don't worry you're not in it.

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