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Bullchit by Me
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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My cup runneth over

My verse my singing is worse It isn't coincidental that I mess up instrumental I'm no musian more or less I'm a magician I perform magic tricks it's the way I get my kicks I never was a writer I ended up writing a book many won't even take a look The police would have locked me up if I was a crook I smile and laugh a lot completely happy I'm not I'm a very good clown I refuse to be down I write about love only to control the push and shove I'm not a phony but my romance is baloney At this merry moment I'm simply bullchitting I have no idea about what I'm transmitting so I guess I'll be quitting OnepoetGem

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Reviews of "Bullchit by Me"

Reviewed by Theresa Koch

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

He-he this was great~`*

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

One, you make more sense than most,and i think you have a gift for rhyme,so keep writing and listen to those who know...like me!;-)lol!

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

Keep bullchitting - I like it! Very much - positive attitude shines in your work.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

Keep writing my dear friend...you're one of very few who actually have it altogether. Love Holly

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

have felt that way myself!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

Ain't no bulls*** from you, Gem; I love how you write! So direct, so honest, so real! Ain't nothin' fake about you; I respect you. A lot!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Lew Duffey

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

LOL!
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

LOL...Well,I certainly have missed your writng sweet sweet man,so glad to be back,I have missed you very much....please stay safe and well..and yes I am feeling great thank you for caring...Hugsssssssssss
Love Always,
Chanti Lace xoxo

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on July 22, 2008

One,

I'll give it an 8. It's easy to listen to and rhymes very well.(lol)Would make a good rap. Peace, Love and Blessings, Paul.

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