As the empire tumbled, Julius Ceasar fumbled, no one could hear the words he mumbled. On the news they reported that one of the presidents rich friends company started the home mortgage scandle in Rome. His company reportedly changed fixed rate mortgages to varible rates. Peoples mortgages then doubled and they couldn't afford to keep their homes.
The barbarians attacked Rome
Julius Caesar shouted
I dare they attack my home
So he retaliated with war
attacked terror near and far
Most of Rome didn't approve
his overall rating showed
the disapprove
This angered Julius Caesar
his overall ratings wasn't a pleaser
they were moreso a teaser
Julius began to go frolic
almost became an alcoholic
This he couldn't handle
so he and his rich friend retaliated
started the mortgage scandle
The plan worked fine
All of Rome began to decline
Big banks fell hard to the ground
smaller businesses began to
spiral around
then fall down
Julius Caesar got his revenge
as all of Rome began to cringe
After all his rich friends
loaded their pockets
Julius Caesar added a
bailout to the docket
After all he still had to live
in Rome
a practically destroyed home
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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Oh my,you are too cute sweet sweet man..made my morning...smilessss thank you darlin...be well and always safe...Hugs
Love Always,
Chanti Lace xoxoox
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