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Slotto
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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S(lick)lotto.

Julius Caesar giveth
and Julius Caesar
taketh away
Here you tax payers
take this stimulus package
See how generous
your dictator is

Your economy is
now stimlated
temporarily simulated
Please put it back
into the economy
In a few mouths
I'll yell out
I need trillions for
the bailout

But don't you fret
all your needs
will be met
but for life my rich
friends and I will be set

OnepoetGem

 

 


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 Reviews of "Slotto"
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
What stimulus check? Think they're using it to bail out the fatcats. :( Food would be nice ........... well said, GEM!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
My Stimulus Check If I Get It Will Pay My $381.000 Hidden L A Sleazy CAMERA Traffic Red Light Ticket...

As For Slotto,i.e. One Poet I Keep Telling All You Writing Truth=


ONLY AN ACT OF (GOD) WILL STOP IT EVIL GREED MONGERING CORPORATE $ AMERICAS...

Keep Em Comen...

TRASK

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
I never did get one; don't qualify (NO income). CRAZY!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

STILL trying to get on SSDI; denied AGAIN, "Not disabled enough" while those who drink/take drugs/are crazy/abuse the system/or are illegal seemingly get it with little problem. Drives me BAT inSANE!!

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
OPG,

Ain't it the truth? The only thing I did with my stimulus check was buy groceries and gas!! This well written, and all too honest.

Mary


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