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Spelt Wong
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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We all misspell every now and then.

Every now and then
I spell somethng wong
Of course I love to be
wite all the time
I have a tendecy to
leave out letters

I left a whole letter out
of an envelope
When the male man
delivered it
My wife opened it up
Their was nothing there
heck I didn't care

It was a deer John
today I'm still married
because of the empty letter
the male man carried
Anyway I left the n't off of do
I found the letter
and in the trash eye through
That was fifteen ears ago
I wood have needed every ear
cause my wife wood have
cut off the two that do appear

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 Reviews of "Spelt Wong"
Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
I bet you drove your spell-chek crazzy! LOL!
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2008
Oh this is too good Grady...really, love Holly

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
Read My Story: Those Nit Picking Females..

Keep Em Comen-Huh!

TRASK

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
what a clever write!!!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
Good one, Gem. 'Course it's easy to spell good if you
got a good dictionary. Problem is: you got to know how
to spell the word to look it up. -gene.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
Oh my,you are such a tweet tweet man...(Giggles)..I have missed you big timeeeeeee..I certainly hope you are doing ok...keep smiling ..OK...Hugssssssss
Love Always,
Chanti Lace xoxo

Reviewed on October 21, 2008
I spell words wrong, too; all of the time I find errors in my stories, and it drives me freeeekin' NUTZ!! ARGGGH!! I swear I have dyslexia.....LOL

Keep on writing, whether spelled wrong or not, I still love your words! Love ya, guy!

(((HUGS))) As always, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
Funny, hey, you know how to entertain even when it's spelled wrong. You're just doing what you always do - that is, present a great write.

Hugs,

Pier

Reviewed on October 21, 2008
OPG,

Grate right.

Mary


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