Don't be too nice and kind
you might get screwed
in more ways than one
and don't feel too sorry
or give up your money
in too big of a hurry
You might as well
get ready to worry

While you're worrying
the other person will be
on cloud nine
being and doing what
they want to be
with no thoughts of returning
your property

Once you figure you've
been screwed real bad
you might as well
patch azz and get glad
Sucker you've been had
Some friends can be
a big pain
Some family members
can be a bigger pain
Just don't get screwed
over again

opg