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Body Parts
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(whats your favorite part of the human anatomy?)

when i was a kid i never really thought much about favorite parts, dear to my heart tarts, pieces of the opposite sex that really turned me on, makes me glad i was born

just what type person are you when it comes to your favorite side, hair, face, breast, chest, butt, leggs, feet

what about a person with a foot fetish, man is that something discreet

i just can't get into that part of the anatomy form

of coures if you like the feet i can't see any harm

my wifes sisters are real pretty ladies in looks

however from the ankle upwards, for their feet could be put in the guiness books

they got the ugliest big feet in the world arena

my wife says sometimes, "kiss my toes, man do i froze and wish i hadn't seena

no feet kisses for me you see

my wifes a real pretty lady however when it comes to feet and toes, i don't really knows

put covers on those feet, i mean shoes to hide them and make them look neat

you know something, when it comes to the looking thing, personality does have it's part in the ring, for i've seen some of the prettiest people you ever want to see, but that personality could be sent on a upgrade spree

sometimes beauty is in the heart, which is really my favorite part

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 Reviews of "Body Parts"
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
Hhaahaha, oh, Grady, how very silly this piece is! :D You have a good soul, Grady Morrison, it's a pleasure to read you! :)

Reviewed on March 7, 2003
I'm glad you have chosen the heart of the women. Good write Grady!

Sandie Angel :o)

P.S. Boy! Am I ever glad that I have tiny feet that my hubby likes to massage and kiss...

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
Grady, loved the ending. The remainder of your poem was extremely funny. You should ponder doing standup. You seem to have the knack. All in all very good read.


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