(caramel on the outside, white cream in the center, the king and i lost!)

the king sat on his throne, not knowing his queen was gone

he searched and he searched after he discoverd that she was missing from the castle grounds

he summoned his best knights and royal hounds

everywhere they looked, and looked, in every big and small nook

final after three hours had passed with no results, the king began throwing insults

then some other heads flew, that didn't give up what they really knew, about the disappearence of the royal lady, the beautiful queen name sady

before the air cleared one fourth of the royal court, had been beheaded or fired in the castle resort

way back in a castle room the royal queen sady, the greedy royal lady, had hid with all the kings royal candy caramel creams, sharing the delicious candy wasn't part of her queenly dreams

in the meantime the king was continuing to punish all the royal help, for it wasn't his queen he wanted to trap

it was his delicious caramel creams that he found missing from his royal candy closet room, for all he cared the queen could have flew away on a broom

end of poem joke

the rest is a real write stroke

i brought these delicious caramel creams and was trying to hide in my room and eat them

my wife kept being nosy and asking what i was eating in my room realm

i tried to hide them so i would have enough for the rest of the night

my greedy wife wouldn't give up and wanted to fight(just play fighting ladies)

she grabbed me like she wanted to hug me, then she started sniffing my breath to see what i was munching on in the room tree

she wouldn't let me rest until i gave up my treasure chest

now i have no more caramel creams in my room nest

normally i share with my wife but she's not supposed to be eating candy, neither am i, so i hide my candy and pie, but most of my efforts to keep it away from her end up being a foolish try