(Don't end up making this mistake!)

My wife and I decided to take my mother-in-law on a ocean cruise for her birthday.

When my wife suggested it I jumped to the idea and volunteered to pay, man was I happy.

My wife then begin to get supicious over my sudden generosity.

I just smiled and told her not to have that type animosity.

After we boarded the ship, I put my plan into action.

Of course I definitely decided to get pay back and long awaited satisfaction.

I got my wife to visit the ship shops while I took sweet momma in law for a stroll around the ship deck.

As we came to this lonely spot on the ship were nobody could see,

I screamed, "this is it for you mommy."

I reached for the push.

Mommy in law jumped to the side and screamed "that's it you dam lush!"

Overboard I went!

Two weeks later I made it back home to help my wife pay the rent.