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Hat Choooooooooo
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
  
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(Bless me.)

Need all the blessing I can get
Sorry I sneezed and made you all wet
Lord help poor me
I need help can't you see
Lifes kind of hard
I didn't even get a fair start
I smile to much
So I must be out touch
I'm greedy with food
Cause it's so very good
My wife rips my pockets
Joints hurt in their sockets
Jobs ok
But I don't make enough pay
I'm getting old
But my hearts warm and not cold
Maybe I should sneeze everyday
So the blessing will come me way
((Hat Chooooo))
Bless me

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 Reviews of "Hat Choooooooooo"
Reviewed by Victoria Murray
Reviewed on April 23, 2003
I really enjoyed this one!

Hugs,
Victoria

Reviewed by Victoria Hunter
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
This is real!!! I love the relaxed out spoken nature about this. Enjoyed much!


Reviewed by Mary Cannon (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2003
I love it when we can have a sense of humor
about life, first time I read any of your poems and glad I had a chance to do so
a very sweet and lighthearted poem..
uplifting wri

Reviewed by Dove (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2003
he he..you poor thing you!!..made me laugh..tee hee hee..Oh, GOD BLESS YOU..(Smiles)

Reviewed on April 17, 2003
Bless you! Fun read!

Sandie Angel :o) a.k.a. May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2003
Bless you.

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on April 17, 2003
bless you!

good write--good humour

j+

Reviewed by Leysa Lowery
Reviewed on April 17, 2003
I'll second that! Bless you for this delightful read!

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on April 17, 2003
bless you!


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