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Pigs Taste So Good
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I'm suppose to be changing my eating habits About the only animals I don't eat are squirrels and rabbits Oh, and no deer However I do fear That other animals don't have a chance With them I have a true eating romance Funky old pig I really do dig Why does he taste so nice I wonder if it really is the spice This morning I was going to eat to live However the pig called me to give Him my attention So I went straight for the honorable mention Sausage, egg and cheese biscuit Yes I did eat it My wife told me to eat oatmeal However the funky old pig squashed that deal Now I squeal Just like my meal Oink Oink oink

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 28, 2003

funny write; well done, grady! OINK! OINK! OINK! (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. love those piggies, too! :)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on May 28, 2003

Just bring home the bacon. [smiles]

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip

Reviewed on May 28, 2003

Funny, Grady. Reminds me of the guy who discovered that a pig's a** is pork, and BTW tastes good!
Leland

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on May 28, 2003

Oh I love pigs too!

Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)

Reviewed on May 28, 2003

I love this Grady. This is really good. I always AS ALWAYS, LOVE your insight on this subject.... Gonna tell you like I told Ted, you are as honest as a child. I love that quality.

Thanking you,

Teresa

P.S. I could eat my house down if I wanted to, but would then look like one. I eat, I'm just careful. I refuse to starve! I love the body God gave me. And TIS how it should be!

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