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Genie In A Bottle
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*(Magically influencing and seducing)
*Had a grip* *On the tip* *Turned it up* *The genie flowed out real abrupt* *Next thing I know I was in magic land* *Being given three wishes at my demand* *Then I guess you know* *I found myself waking up in the snow* *Then the genie started screaming at me* *Hell I couldn't even hardly see* *Some wish* *I was frozen stiff* *Laying flat out in this cold snow drift* *A few hours later* *I found myself lying in front of the room heater* *Mumbling, "weres my genie"* *I heard my wife scream, "what a goof!"* *Your genie was close to 100 proof* (This was back 20 years ago, I haven't had a drink since then and don't even care too my friends.)

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Reviews of "Genie In A Bottle"

Reviewed by Paul Holmes (Reader)

Reviewed on December 13, 2009

Humour from a NON humouros situation! Well expressed. Well done making it for 20 years!

Reviewed by Trixie Love

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

Bravo!!!!
Congrats Grady...

Trixie :)

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

I agree with Elizabeth! I'm glad that you have come a long way, and you are where you are now. Good write indeed!

May Lu, a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

Glad you are where you are. Would have been a shame to miss your verse. [smiles]

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

Oh dear... That was one cold Genie... BRRR... 20 years of Sobriety is a wonderful acomplishment.. congratulations!!!!!

Namaste'
Melanie

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

((((GRADY)))) so glad you got away from drinking! wonderful, and may you have 20 more years of sobriety! congrats on a milestone in your life! (((HUGS))) and love, your friend, karen lynn. wonderful write, my friend! :)

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

Grady, Very tough lesson to learn. Congratulations. Quite an accomplishment.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

Funny, and congrats.

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

LOL that's one loaded genie ;) I don't drink myself anymore Grady, Thank God.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on May 30, 2003

BLIIIIMEY!!!

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