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Goofy
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(A dog chasing his tail, is truly destined to fail.)

A dog chasing his tail will never catch it


Even though it belongs to him


If you are using illegal drugs


Just get down with the dogs on the rugs


Because you're going to be chasing your tail


And maybe end up in jail


Or make a permanent stop in hell


It's a goofy game to try and win


In your tail chasing turn


You'll get nothing in return


Nothing but misery and strife


Or maybe a slice from the grim reapers knife


The first high might have you high


But by and by


You'll be forever reaching for your first experience


And won't accept no interference


Then you may turn to crime


Then you'll really be slime


You'll beg, borrow and steal


Then maybe kill


You may even loose your will


Chasing the drug thrill


Round and round you go


Where you'll stop nobody will know


Not even you


It's a goofy game


With no real name


And no one to blame


But yours truly


Sincerely


Woof , woof


Poof!


Goes the goof


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Goofy"
Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2003
Very good write Grady.
Nothing else from you today? What's the matter? Are you busy? Okay, then I'm gonna read a couple of your older poems.
Love
Nico

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on July 1, 2003
Great rhyme....BHUWAN

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on June 30, 2003
I'll have you know that Disney made Goofy smarter than that :)-- Walt had MANY rules and most 'dogs' aren't 'fools'.
Love the twist on this; it's more likely to be read by those who need to read it.
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on June 30, 2003
Clever slant on the problems surrounding substance abuse...two thumbs up!

Reviewed on June 30, 2003
(((grady)))

i'm so dizzy my head is spinnin

i'd make a lousy dog...probably puke all over **ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgross** LOL

funny write...well done! :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. "from one goof to anudder" LOL can you tell i'm in a silly mood

Reviewed on June 30, 2003
I hate spinning round and round, that's why I'm not a dog.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)


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