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A Mothers Pay Back
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
  
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Some mothers just don't want anything for their services to their children.

For the nine months I carried you,


burped and cleaned you,


for you my son there is no charge!


For the eighteen years I fed you,


clothed and nursed you,


there is no charge.


However,


Now that you're out of school you'd better get a job,


and don't be a slob.


And I better not ever catch you trying to rob.


Later on I want a new Mercedes,


A new home,


And a large checking account,


with an unlimited amount.


Doc!


 
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 Reviews of "A Mothers Pay Back"
Reviewed by Debra Stiles, The Original Mister (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2003
Make your moma happy Doc
and keep making us smile
great write
Mister
Reviewed by Linda Murray
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Great Write and a wonderful dream. One of my sons tells me to be good to my children for they will be picking which nursing home I'll go to. Hehehehe Me Thinks NOT !!! I'm going to live with him. hehehe
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Joy to read....BHUWAN
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
LOL..sometimes this can
be true. Hey..I missed
your...Blink...gone!
<smiles>

~~Linda~~
Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Well said.
Nico
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Hehehehehehehehehe LOVED THIS ONE GRADY!!!!!
FANTASTIC WITTY WRITE!
~Nikki~
Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
hahahahah! Great! this is a really good spin on the TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch) principle, I raised my boys under. Good job, Grady.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
LOLOLOL, fanerific, WAS EXPECTING TO VOMIT, love this.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
you wish!!

Its a never ending thing that just never stops...lol!!
Reviewed by Marjorie Coogle (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Great write. My son is 25 and still in school (PHD). We jokingly refer to him as a professional student and his wife as the PHT (putting hubby through).
Marjorie
Reviewed by Sandi Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Ahh, the circle of life! Good write, maybe I should save it for my kids to read, tee hee!

Sandi
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Cool, man. Payback is cool. Just don't hold your breath, Mom. Good write, Grady.
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