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FlunkedOut
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Hopping like a rabbit with this eating habit.

hIPPTY hop,
bibbity bop,
my guard has fell,
now I'm back to my eating spell,
and my butt is surely going to swell.


As I passed the donut shop,
I had to stop and hop,
hop right in the door,
and eat some more.


Cristy creme,
(Krespy Kreme.)
a sweet fresh donut dream.
The clerk said, "for a another dollar you can get a whole dozen."
This is when I became frozen.
I only had room for the half,
after eating almost a whole calf.


I heard the poor little critter go "MOOO."
when I grabbed the 2 percent milk TOOO!


Why can't we just eat,
and eat,
without having to control what we eat.


Maybe have every other problem,
but no eating problem.


Life should be a picnic,
without any eating trick,
to trip us up,
as we eat up,
every freaking thing eatable,
with non negotiable,
greed,
and a need
to serve the food God,
without getting hit by the overeating lightening rod.


G


 


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 Reviews of "FlunkedOut"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
say no more!!

I know about keeping the figure in shape...I think at my age its time to give up!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
Oh how I know this feeling. I put weight on if I smell food;-)a constant battle for many!Great write G.

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
Grady, I have been trying to make a pact with the food god for years to no avail. My stomach is so fat that I call it "poochie."
Usually, they have to drag me away from the table! Long Live "(Krespy Kreme.)!!!!!!'Bill
Murray. LMFAO.

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
LOL

i agree..

good write--

john+

Reviewed on August 18, 2003
Will you stop eating junk food?....Heehee!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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